I strategize, write, and build email funnels for leftist
6- and 7-figure service providers who want consistent sales, a smarter marketing strategy, and a business that funds the
life (and causes) they actually care about.
Email Funnels Built for Service Providers
Who Give a Damn
Is this what your marketing funnel backend feels like?
Your Email Funnel Isn’t Supposed to Be This Confusing
Be honest...
This is you. Doing all of the heavy lifting your funnel should be doing...
And what do you have to show for it?
- half-written emails between your Google Docs, notes app, and Instagram DMs (to yourself)
- a lead magnet floating around somewhere in your tech stack (what the heck did I name that file again!?)
- automations that trigger worse than your ex
But the system that’s supposed to turn those leads into consistent sales? That part is not holding up its end of the deal.
When funnels are built well, they:
- Guide new leads toward your offer
- Answer objections before buyers even ask them
- Built trust through thoughtful messaging
- Move people from curious → confident → ready to buy
When your funnel works, your business stops feeling like this:
And starts feeling like this:
Structured. Strategic. Slightly intense. And extremely effective.
That’s the kind of funnel I build.
Despite what every girlboss webinar from 2019 told you...
I’m Jenn. Certified Funnel Strategist, Feminist Money Enthusiast, and Your New Favourite Hype Woman.
I’m the brains, the strategy, and the occasional chaos coordinator for 6- and 7-figure service providers.
I’m here for the ladies, theydies, and gaydies who are ready AF to make more money, and use it for good.
I’m a certified funnel strategist and lifelong marketing nerd with a background that spans digital marketing, acting, entrepreneurship, and creative storytelling, which means I know everything about how to blend strategy, psychology, and personality into funnels that actually convert.
My clients have walked away with $100k+ launches, recurring revenue streams, and fully booked programs. Not because they got lucky, but because their funnel finally started pulling its weight.
Because money in the hands of people who actually give a damn!? That’s how we get a genuinely better world.
Hi!
Because strategic funnels =
competitive advantage.
In other words: I turn chaotic email backends into revenue-generating machines
Running a business is hard enough without trying to reverse-engineer your funnel backend at 11:30pm.
Whether you’re building your first real funnel, fixing one that’s acting weird, or optimizing a system that’s already generating revenue. I’m here to help.
Because the goal of funnels isn’t “better marketing.”
Life-changing, mutual-aid-funding, protest-bail-posting money.
The goal is making f*cking money.
More revenue.
More stability.
More power in the hands of people who actually give a damn
about their communities.
So whether you need someone to strategize the funnel, build the funnel, or optimize the funnel that’s already running, there’s an option for you here.
If you’re reading this and thinking, “Yeah, duh, obviously.” Welcome. You’re going to feel very at home here.
More money means more options. More mutual aid. More community care. More donations to causes you believe in. More time to show up at protests instead of scrambling for your next client.
I help leftist AF service providers build funnels that make more money so you can use that power however the hell you want.
Here’s where I stand. Non-negotiably:
Black Lives Matter
Fuck ICE
Women are underpaid and overworked
Healthcare, housing, and education are fundamental rights
Queer folks deserve safety, joy, and thriving businesses
Racism, homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, and hate speech aren’t welcome
Business is never neutral. Every dollar you earn is power. And when good people have more power, things change.
Make More Money. Fund a Better Future.
If you’re clutching your pearls right now, this probably isn’t your place. You can see yourself out.
I can diagnose, strategize, and optimize funnels that are underperforming so they actually convert leads into clients and make you money. I can write all of the things: sales pages, landing pages, emails, SEO optimized blog posts. In other words, I've got your marketing.
Get ready for me to become your marketing brain for email campaigns, nurture sequences, and funnel messaging so your business keeps growing, without doing everything yourself. You've got the offering, I've got the strategy to sell it. Hire me to be your second-hand woman.
Email Funnel + Copy Retainers
"I’m an established business owner looking for ongoing email marketing and copy support."
"I’m a service provider whose business is rolling along…but I have literally no idea what I need."
Email funnels that work harder than your favourite bra
(and last longer, too)
done with you marketing
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Ways to Work With Me on Your Marketing Funnel
WTFunnel?!? is my ongoing mentorship where you get hot seats, funnel reviews, and direct strategy to keep your funnel improving month after month. Think of me like a fractional funnel strategist in your backpocket.
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In five focused days, I design your funnel strategy, write the emails, and build the automation so your funnel starts selling your offer behind the scenes. If the 'in-a-week' part gives you the cold sweats, we can do Funnel-in-a-month instead. Either way, we are doing this!
Funnel-in-a-Week
"I’m a 6-7 figure service provider with a proven offer looking for a done-for-you funnel, built fast."
WTFunnel?!?
"I’m a service provider with funnels already running, but I want expert strategy, so I stop guessing next steps."
done for you funnels
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$297/month
Starting at $2900
Done with you funnels
starting at $500-$1000/month
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
done For you marketing
(or in-a-month if that's slightly less anxiety-inducing)
Fiiine, I’ll Spill All My Email Tea 🫖
What do funnels, musicals, reality TV, and jokes have in common? They’re all things I talk about in my newsletter.
Get emails you’ll actually want to read…and steal ideas from.
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Let’s Make Your Funnel Do Its Damn Job
Because when women, queer folks, and community-minded service providers make more money, the actual world gets better. Not in a “thoughts and prayers” way. In a real, material, donate-to-the-cause, pay-your-employees-a-living-wage, show-up-for-your-people kind of way.
Let’s build the funnel that gets you there, so you can fund the future you want.
let's talk funnels!
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