I strategize, write, and build email funnels for leftist
6- and 7-figure service providers who want consistent sales,
asmarter marketing strategy, and a business that funds the
life (and causes) they actually care about.
Email Funnels Built
for Service Providers
Who Give a Damn
What do funnels, musicals, reality TV, and jokes have in common?
They’re all things I talk about in my newsletter.
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Is this what your marketing funnel backend feels like?
Your Email Funnel Isn’t Supposed to Be This Confusing
Be honest...
Before you know it, you’ve got
- half-written emails between your Google Docs, notes app, and Instagram DMs (to yourself)
- a lead magnet floating around somewhere in your tech stack (what the heck did I name that file again!?)
- automations that trigger worse than your ex
At some point, you open your email platform and think: What the f*ck is actually happening here?!
The frustrating part is that your offer actually works.
People are interested.
Leads are coming in.
But the system that’s supposed to turn those leads into consistent sales? That part is not holding up its end of the deal.
This is you. This is your funnel. One of you is doing all the work, and it’s not the one that’s supposed to.
Trust me, if building your funnel has felt like this lately…I totally get you.
You started with the best intentions. You researched email funnels extensively. You downloaded the templates. Watched the webinars. Maybe even bought a course or two.
And that system – your email funnel – is usually the next step in scaling your business.
When funnels are built well, they:
- Guide new leads toward your offer
- Answer objections before buyers even ask them
- Built trust through thoughtful messaging
- Move people from curious → confident → ready to buy
When your funnel works, your business stops feeling like this:
Despite what every girlboss webinar from told you
Hi,I'm Jenn!
And starts feeling like this:
Structured. Strategic. Slightly intense. And extremely effective.
That’s the kind of funnel I build.
I’m Jenn. Certified Funnel Strategist, Feminist Money Enthusiast, and Your New Favourite Hype Woman.
I’m the brains, the strategy, and the occasional chaos coordinator for 6- and 7-figure service providers.
I’m here for the ladies, theydies, and gaydies who are ready AF to make more money – and use it for good.
I’m a certified funnel strategist and lifelong marketing nerd with a background that spans digital marketing, acting, entrepreneurship, and creative storytelling – which means I know everything about how to blend strategy, psychology, and personality into funnels that actually convert.
My clients have walked away with $100k+ launches, recurring revenue streams, and fully booked programs. Not because they got lucky, but because their funnel finally started pulling its weight.
Because money in the hands of people who actually give a damn!? That’s how we get a genuinely better world.
If you’re reading this and thinking, “Yeah, duh, obviously,” – welcome. You’re going to feel very at home here.
More money means more options. More mutual aid. More community care. More donations to causes you believe in. More time to show up at protests instead of scrambling for your next client.
I help leftist AF service providers build funnels that make more money – so you can use that power however the hell you want.
Here’s where I stand. Non-negotiably:
✅ Black Lives Matter
✅ Fuck ICE
✅ Women are underpaid and overworked
✅ Healthcare, housing, and education are fundamental rights
✅ Queer folks deserve safety, joy, and thriving businesses
✅ Racism, homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, and hate speech aren’t welcome
Business is never neutral. Every dollar you earn is power. And when good people have more power, things change.
Make More Money. Fund a Better Future.
If you’re clutching your pearls right now, this probably isn’t your place. You can see yourself out.
I can diagnose, strategize, and optimize funnels that are underperforming so they actually convert leads into clients and make you money. I can write all of the things: sales pages, landing pages, emails, SEO optimized blog posts. In other words, I've got your marketing.
Get ready for me to become your marketing brain for email campaigns, nurture sequences, and funnel messaging so your business keeps growing, without doing everything yourself. You've got the offering, I've got the strategy to sell it. Hire me to be your second-hand woman.
Email Funnel + Copy Retainers
"I’m an established business owner looking for ongoing email marketing and copy support."
All Things Marketing
"I’m a service provider whose business is rolling along…but I have literally no idea what I need."
Email funnels that work harder than your favourite bra
(and last longer, too)
done with you marketing
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Ways to Work With Me on Your Marketing Funnel
WTFunnel?!? is my ongoing mentorship where you get hot seats, funnel reviews, and direct strategy to keep your funnel improving month after month. Think of me like a fractional funnel strategist in your backpocket.
WTFunnel?!?
"I’m a service provider with funnels already running, but I want expert strategy, so I stop guessing next steps."
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In five focused days, I design your funnel strategy, write the emails, and build the automation so your funnel starts selling your offer behind the scenes. If the 'in-a-week' part gives you the cold sweats, we can do Funnel-in-a-month instead. Either way, we are doing this!
Funnel-in-a-Week
"I’m a 6-7 figure service provider with a proven offer looking for a done-for-you funnel, built fast."
done for you funnels
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$297/month
Starting at $2900
Done with you funnels
starting at $500-$1000/month
Tell me what you need!
done For you marketing
(or in-a-month if that's slightly less anxiety-inducing)
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