I strategize, write, and build email funnels for leftist 6- and 7-figure service providers who want consistent sales, a smarter marketing strategy, and a business that funds the life (and causes) they actually care about.
Email Funnels Built
for Service Providers
Who Give a Damn
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Is this what your marketing funnel backend feels like?
Your Email Funnel Isn’t Supposed to Be This Confusing
Be honest...
You started with the best intentions. You researched email funnels extensively. You downloaded the templates. Watched the webinars. Maybe even bought a course or two.
And now?
Before you know it, you’ve got
- half-written emails between your Google Docs, notes app, and Instagram DMs (to yourself)
- a lead magnet floating around somewhere in your tech stack (what the heck did I name that file again!?)
- automations that trigger worse than your ex
At some point, you open your email platform and think: What the f*ck is actually happening here?!
The frustrating part is that your offer actually works.
People are interested.
Leads are coming in.
But the system that’s supposed to turn those leads into consistent sales? That part is not holding up its end of the deal
And that system – your email funnel – is usually the next step in scaling your business.
And I'm about to break your heart 💔
There’s no such thing as truly passive income as a business owner – you gotta werk, babe!
But with the right strategy?
Your funnels can sell for you so you wake up to:
💥 "New lead!"
💥 "Order bump completed!"
💥 "You just got paid!"
…without being glued to social media or sliding into cold DMs.
If you’ve ever wished you could…
✔️ Have a funnel strategist swoop in and overhaul your marketing
✔️ Fix the broken pieces of your funnel so sales roll in on autopilot
✔️ Get more leads, more sales, and more sanity
…then welcome to your funnel glow-up.
(à la Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia)
Hi,I'm Jenn!
Sound fun?
I’m Jenn Green, your soon-to-be biz bestie and the marketing wiz you’ve been dreaming of.
I’m here to makeover your funnels so you can easily grow your audience, enroll clients on automatic, and book out your waitlist.
I believe the easiest way to do that is to have a fully functioning funnel ecosystem that helps you scale your business, with or without ads.
The future is feminist, and it begins with you making more money.
Ditch the email stress and let me handle it. Get long-term, done-for-you strategy and copy that converts—so you can focus on what you do best.
Email Marketing and Copy Retainer
Your funnel, fully built and ready to sell.
From freebie to nurture funnel or waitlist to launch, I’ll create a high-converting system that works while you sleep.
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Funnel Builds
DIY your way to more sales. Grab expert-led courses and templates to build a revenue-driving email ecosystem—without the guesswork.
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