I have rewritten one sentence on the WTFunnel?!? sales page approximately 900 times:
For service providers who want their funnels to sell more.
Every time I wrote it, I deleted it.
All of those damn copy coaches and messaging coaches told me it was too generic. Too simple. I needed a sharper angle or a more specific promise. Something that sounded like I had locked myself in a room with a whiteboard and invented a proprietary method™.
But I kept coming back to the same sentence because it’s the absolute truth (and because, eventually, I had to listen to my own copy brilliance).
The goal of your funnel is to sell.
Yes, it needs to bring the right people into your world, build trust, connect all the pieces of your funnel ecosystem, and make your offers feel like the logical next step. But ultimately, all of that should lead…
To money.
(Dolla dolla billz, y’all.)
If your funnel isn’t selling, or isn’t selling enough, my job is to figure out why and help you fix it.
I can tell you that over and over. I can write a whole sales page about the hot seats, funnel reviews, and what it’s like to have access to my strategist brain twice a month.
But I’m also constantly telling my clients to show people what they do instead of just telling them about it.
Apparently, I should take my own damn advice.
So on September 15th, I’m hosting Fix My Funnel Live.
I’m going to review real funnels from real service providers and show you how I figure out why they aren’t selling.
You’ll get to watch me look at the whole funnel ecosystem. I’ll follow the path people are taking, look at what the numbers are telling us, find where things are breaking down, and decide what needs to be fixed first.
Because the thing that looks broken isn’t always the thing costing you sales.
A sales page with zero sales might need better copy. It might also be sitting at the end of a welcome sequence that disappeared after delivering the freebie. Or getting traffic from people who were never going to buy. Or selling an offer that doesn’t make sense as the next step.
This is the work I do behind the scenes in six- and seven-figure businesses (enter my 12-year-old son giggling over my meme-ing) and on funnels and launches that have made six figures. On September 15th, you can sit inside my brain while I do it.
Big fat bonus? You can also submit your funnel for me to review. And if yours isn’t selected, you’ll still learn a sh!t-ton. There is always a moment during a hot seat when someone else explains their problem and half the room thinks:
Oh. Fck. Mine does that too.*
That’s why the hot seats are the heart of WTFunnel?!?.
Fix My Funnel Live details:
- When: September 15th at 12pm ET (11am CT / 10am MT / 9am PT)
- Where: Zoom
- Cost: Free
- Want your funnel reviewed live? Hit REPLY and just say ‘ME!’. I will send along a short questionnaire. The deadline to submit is September 13th.
Can’t make it live? The recording will be available, but only to those who register.
Am I going to pitch WTFunnel?!? at the end? Yes. Obviously.
I’m not pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes. This is my business. The hot seat call is exactly what founding members get twice a month, and September 15th is your chance to see what that looks like before you decide if you want in.
I built WTFunnel?!? because not everyone can drop five figures on a done-for-you funnel. And not everyone should have to. A strategist’s brain in your business for $297/month is a steal (if you ask me).
Come see if it’s worth it.
Why the hell not?
P.S. The cart for WTFunnel?!? opens immediately after the event. If you’ve been waiting patiently, September 15th is coming soon! 10 founding spots for $297/month. Then the price goes up!
